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- 02:45 And that was how we discovered the cats like to make weird trash scupltures for us to find. - Me: Why is... tumblr.com/xyq3xm0dj #
- 00:26 One more movie like Couple's Retreat and I am just going to start bingeing on buttered popcorn at home, like a normal cat lady. #
- 00:59 Nurse sneezed in my face today while drawing my blood. I think it's part of the practice's new strategy to drum up business. #
- 12:07 You misunderstood Padma: it was "lemming" sorbet, not "lemon" sorbet. This sweet dessert is unacceptable. Please pack your knives and go. #
- 19:10 I saw an animated gif of an undulating eggplant doing something suggestive. We need to close down the internet for a bit. Take a breather. #
- 01:55 Apparently, I don't smile for the camera -- I stare it down until it wants to die of shame. Or so this recent batch of photos says. #