"It's funny, but the baby really likes John Mayer."
"You've been playing John Mayer for him? Great! You're gonna make him gay before he even has a running start!"
"He's not gonna be gay! He also likes Boys Like Girls, Counting Crows, ...Michael Buble...and...Dave Matthews Band."
*Long awkward silence*
"I should go buy some more trucks and Nerf guns, shouldn't I?"
"That would be a good idea."